don't know how that happened but I landed in bed with tyler. he was a nice older man, with a body. the content, i mean. something he's developed over many years.

we didn't do anything, because I was sweaty. I remember playing some games before. in the morning he was gone but left his macbook at my place. he came back for it, in his limo, with a bunch of other dudes. they gave me some stuff in return... like an ipod and something else, I can't remember now.

then I moved to a different country, looking for a job. there was one I was about to do with this girl. we were after this guy, who had my website's tattoo on his bicep. my computer was already bad, but this other girl completely trashed it.

then sylvester came along, trying to teach me masculinity.